Thursday, December 6, 2007

Card-vent Calendar, Dec. 6

December 6, 2007:
1993 Donruss #388 Omar Olivares

At first glance, someone opening today's calendar window might ask, "What is this guy thinking?" Yes, it's a bland card of a bland player. Tap water gets turned into champagne once you flip the card over, though.

There are many things wrong with this picture, the most important being that saving seats is not allowed. In fact, it's a violation of St. Louis Cardinals policy. Sure, Omar, we know that you want to sit next to Jose Oquendo, but he's busy playing second base right now. You'll have to wait until after this inning is over to talk to him. And if Ozzie wants to sit there, you'll have to move your leg.

1 comment:

Dave said...

Is he fake-sliding into second? Or seductively posing? We'll never know.