Tuesday, January 15, 2008

This Just In...!

Breaking News from Duryea, PA...
It's not often I scoop other blogs on stuff like this, but in an apparent effort to go green, Topps has switched from manufacturing stacks of these....

...to stacks of these:

Michael Eisner, CEO of Disney and de facto Lord of Topps cited paper-saving concerns among the reasons for the switch to forzen meat products. The new branding, which will be known as ToppsAgra, will roll out a whole new line of collectable, edible items. Included in the '08 debut line will be special parallels (Gold Spoiled, Rancid, and E. coli (sequentially numbered to 50)), rare inserts (Sirloin Select, From T-Ball to T-Bone, and game-used pork), and 1/1 butcher paper cut sigs.

Stay tuned for more details on this shocking switch.

3 comments:

William said...

Don't forget about Slaughterhouse-Worn Cowhide Swatch and Event-Used Teat cards (#'d to cow's age).

Anonymous said...

mmmmm topps...

Tony Brown said...

Got any more meat?