Thank you to all of the readers who submitted suggestions for the Berenstain Bears card I posted. Many of you ventured into Thorzul territory (i.e. the type of humor that makes you want to take a shower and cleanse your soul, yet at the same time is amazingly clever), while others came totally out of left field. In any case, I enjoyed reading all of them.
Now let's get down to business.
With the caption, "Damn, I hate taking a shower after Brother Bear!" the winner is...Scott!
Scott, I will be in contact with you concerning the delivery of your prize. I will also stake out a space at the children's library at my local branch to see if indeed the word "damn" has even been used in the series. Perhaps not, but No Girls Allowed seems the most promising bet. Maybe "bitches."
For the rest of you, here's the actual uncensored card.
Kevin was amazingly close to the real thing with his pancake reference.
Oh well, sometimes it just doesn't pay to be wholesome.
Tomorrow: All-Star Silliness!!!