The first few weeks of the school year are the hardest, particularly when you have a class full of third graders that are barely ready for second grade. No Child Left Behind my ass! Still, the card collecting public cries out for more. To them I present my teat.
1991 Fleer #316 Donnie Hill
Dr. Steve hits a creative low point with this card. The embellishment incorporates no part of the player's physical makeup, the green looks too bluish, and to top it off, the landform presented is approaching plateau status. While Donnie's 1987 Topps card represents a peak of card aesthetics, today's is a valley. This card matches my mood. Chin up, Thorzul, the weekend is only two days away.