Saturday, December 20, 2008

2008 Card-vent Calendar: December 20

December 20, 2008:
1991 Pro Line Portraits #185 Billy Ray Smith

Some guys go for the Zubaz for their comfort.

Some guys go for the mullet for its style.

Some guys go for the wristbands for their performance.

Billy Ray Smith, the Greatest American Hero to Have Ever Lived, you have achieved the trifecta.

As if this weren't enough, you have topped it off with an NFL licensed Zubaz-brand Chargers shirt. Capital!

A man of such stature and nomenclature begs the question: Does he have a daughter named Miley? And does this speculative daughter have her own TV show called "Carolyn Maryland", the plot of which concerns a high school student by day whose alter ego performs as a pop star by night?


Chris Harris said...

Words can not describe the awesomeness of this card.

night owl said...

For some reason, this card reminds me of watching '70s reruns of "Beat the Clock." Must be the mustache.

PunkRockPaint said...

I JUST found this card in a pile o' Chargers cards! I LOVE LOVE LOVE it! B.R. co-hosts the morning show on 1090am here in San Diego. I am hoping to catch him out around town and see if he will autograph it... or more likely, grab it and burn it!