Sunday, December 7, 2008

2008 Card-vent Calendar: December 7

December 7, 2008:
1999 Bowman #132 Andy Abad

Who's the white rookie stick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
You're damn right.

Who is the man
That would lay sac bunts for his brother man?
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's bases loaded with two out?
Right on.

You see this Andy is Abad mother-
(Shut your mouth!)
But I'm talkin' about Abad.
(Then we can dig it.)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman.
(Andy Abad.)

Ladies and gentlemen, the hitting coach for your low-A Yakima Bears.

1 comment:

steve said...

nice positioning of Andy on the calendar