Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Lynch-mas Everyone!!!

December 25, 2008:
1987 Topps #697 Ed Lynch

Every Who Down in Whoville Liked Christmas a lot...
But the Lynch, who lived just north of Whoville, Did NOT!
The Lynch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his chins were too slight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his jersey was two sizes too small.

If this was late in a Christmas week NFL blowout game, this would be the portion where all of the video assist monitor operators and Avid editors get their two seconds to wave hello to everyone at home. Since it's just me putting this show on for everyone, I'll say this:
Merry Christmas, one and all!

1 comment:

Mad Guru said...

You're a mean one, Mr. Lynch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Lynch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.