Saturday, January 31, 2009

Where's Kent Tekulve?

Meet Kent Tekulve, straight-up baller and now officially the greatest piece of collectable baseball memorabilia in the history of mankind, ever, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, world without end, mentally awake, and morally straight. This cannot be topped.

Kent, however, likes to hide. I suppose he has something against wine glasses. Just don't mess with that Fiestaware, Kent!

Can you spot him in the pantry, eagle eye?

Oh, that Kent Tekulve, always the trickster...

This is just a picture of the fireplace...or is it?

How on earth did he get into the linens closet?

You thought you could hide behind the Criterion DVDs, and you thought wrong.

Some information about the Kent Tekulve statue: He has a whopping zero points of articulation, a rarity in today's action figure landscape where a failure to bend at each knuckle in tantamount to...I don't know...crappiness. I you get a chance, check out the greatest blog post on any subject in the history of man at, Spider Man's review of an entire box of 96 crayons.


Grand Cards said...

Have you looked in Cincinnati? (not spam or shameless promotion, I swear)

dayf said...

You are correct, sir.

Greatest statue and greatest blog post.

By the way you will have two Milwaukee CCs in the mail for you on Monday morning.