Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Guest Blogger: Aqua Teen Hunger Force's Carl

Guest bloggers have been few and far between at Thorzul Will Rule, but today you are all in for a real treat. My good friend Carl, next-door neighbor of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, took the time to stop by and open a pack of cards he picked up at Target. (He may say "Wal-Mart" in the video, but he's just a little confused and has trouble telling the difference between most retail outlets.

Enjoy! retail pack break video of all time? (Because any douchebag can turn on a camera and open a pack of cards.)


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