2. Wow, that "Call Your Shot" contestant has some white legs.
3. Ozzie Smith is officially awesome.
4. Erin Andrews' chin looks like it's healed nicely.
5. Nelson Cruz to the field: "Game on."
6. So I take it that when Albert Pujols is up to bat, Prince Fielder will do some nonstop talking?
7. That Mohawk kid in the outfield is the first to every ball.
8. Prince Fielder politely requests that his 497-foot home run be left embedded in the concrete where it landed.
9. Tough luck, Inge. I highly doubt his shit is usually that weak. Better luck next time.
10. Josh Hamilton just shared Jesus Christ with me.
11. The yellow/green colored ball tracker needs to go. Puck Track, anyone?
12. Joe Mauer must have hit that last one through a rift in the space/time continuum.
13. Three-man bat-off.
14. I love how after Pena finished, Joe Morgan finally realized that it was five swings, not five outs.
15. Round 2: Cruz, Prince, Howard, Pujols.
16. Where can I get a Spink jersey?
17. Finals: Fielder v. Cruz. This is going to be fun.
18. I want to grow plants in Maui as a volunteer with Curtis Granderson.
19. 2009 Home Run Derby Champion: Prince Fielder of the Milwaukee Brewers!
Nelson Cruz
Round 1: 11 Round 2: 5
Final: 5
Prince Fielder
Round 1: 11Round 2: 6
Final: 6
Brandon Inge
Round 1: 0Adrian Gonzalez
Round 1: 2Carlos Pena
Round 1: 5 (1 in bat-off)Ryan Howard
Round 1: 7Round 2: 8
Joe Mauer
Round 1: 5 (0 in bat-off)Albert Pujols
Round 1: 5 (2 in bat-off)Round 2: 6

13 comments:
Is that the bent Nelson Cruz relic card I gave ya?
Naturally.
It is really impolite of Prince Fielder to be hitting these home runs while Albert Pujols is speaking...
Matt, that made everyone in my TV room laugh. Well done!
I'm planning on having the arch and domed building shaved on the back of my head the next time I get a haircut.
This is what I'm typing in lieu of the comment I had about Erin Andrews' chin. I have no idea who's in the room with you and I am using my better judgement, which is rare.
There are no ladies here, so feel free.
It was to the effect of not usually being able to see her chin as I usually have something resting on it.
It's good to see that all of the money ESPN sunk into lighting up the puck a few years ago is finally paying off.
So has poor neglected Nelson Cruz won yet? Just gimme my prize already.
If Duff Goldman lost a few pounds, grew out his goatee and hit the tanning booth he could pass as Nelson Cruz's cousin.
Brewer vs. Former Brewer in the finals. Mr. Bam must be bouncing off the walls right now.
noooooooooo I am teh looser :(
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