December 10, 2009:
1989 Best Cards #29 Tim Weston
Is it just me, or does the guy on today's card look an awful lot like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel?
♫Some folk'll never wrap a toe,
But then again, some folk'll
The training yokel.♫
"Hey, you know what? I could call Bernie Williams while I'm up here. HEY BERNIE, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!"
I am in disbelief of this year's Card-vent Calendar. Never before has the content gone so deep into the dregs of card-dom. People, places, and events unworthy of having their images affixed to cardboard have somehow surfaced. I tip my cap to the artist responsible for this beautiful mess, and I await the rest of the madness.