Thursday, December 10, 2009

2009 Card-vent Calendar: December 10

December 10, 2009:
1989 Best Cards #29 Tim Weston

Is it just me, or does the guy on today's card look an awful lot like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel?

Some folk'll never wrap a toe,
But then again, some folk'll
It's Timmy
The training yokel.

"Hey, you know what? I could call Bernie Williams while I'm up here. HEY BERNIE, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!"

I am in disbelief of this year's Card-vent Calendar. Never before has the content gone so deep into the dregs of card-dom. People, places, and events unworthy of having their images affixed to cardboard have somehow surfaced. I tip my cap to the artist responsible for this beautiful mess, and I await the rest of the madness.

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