Monday, January 11, 2010

Bipped! I Didn't Mean Me, Man.

You know the scene in The Muppet Movie (a certified American classic) where Doc Hopper is chasing after Kermit the Frog? Let me play it out for you (from IMDb):
[after Fozzie speeds off from the TV shop]
Doc Hopper: Max! Follow that frog!
[Max drives off leaving Doc Hopper behind]
Doc Hopper: [screaming] Max!
[Max stops and reverses the car]
Doc Hopper: Follow that frog with *me* in the car!

The humor in that scene is all about clarification. So let me clarify: When I implored you to bip someone, I wasn't talking about myself. "The Royal We" doesn't include, like, Thorzul, man.

Anyways, here's how I got bipped by Motherscratcher. Before getting to any cards, there was a note, presumably scrawled by a bunch of nihilists. Or maybe I should try to do a pencil rubbing on this paper to see if Jackie Treehorn scribbled a little porno sketch. Hopefully not.

Man, it looks like he called me out on that one. That creep can roll, man.
Upon retrieving the cards, I saw that I got Bo Bipped (or would that be "BOpped?")

That actually felt kind of good. At least as far a bipping goes.

To make matters worse, I also got "Carmelo-ed." On my fucking rug. Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man!

Well done, Motherscratcher. I applaud your effort, sir. Have a White Russian on me. I have intercepted some unscrambled signals, and I think a few more bippings are imminent.

5 comments:

Motherscratcher said...

What's this day of rest shit?


I figured that people would be getting bipped all over the place and I didn't want you to feel left out. Plus, I figured you'd least expect it. I'm really clever that way.

My only regret is not providing a limerick.

dayf said...

imminent, indeed.

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