I suppose I always knew it would come to this. One day will become the next. The seasons will change, autumn upon summer, then winter upon autumn. The sun, yes, will rise. But this world will never know a Bipping such as this. Watch.
(No really, watch the whole thing.)
If you were counting along with me, that was 210 1989 Topps Dave Gallagher cards.
They came a couple of weeks ago from the Mad Guru. Apparently I was so shell shocked that it took me this long to recover. The Bipping dosage was so high that I am now radioactive. Truly, that was an unsafe amount of card, and should have been properly labeled with a biohazard sticker.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt a Bipping on such a scale. You are putting lives in danger. If you need a different sort of visual, here is the stack of all 210 Gallaghers. It's almost as tall as a Southland Tales Blu-Ray case.
Any chance of Dave Gallagher making a baseball comeback? Yeah, I don't think so either. At least the Dan Plesac mini-Bip the Guru sent will provide some sort of comfort.
(Editor's Note: The above video is actually the backup to Thorzul's first choice. YouTube took issue with some of the music the original cut included. Very important, since the two hundred or so views of this video really would have cut into sales of Geoff Muldaur's "Brazil." Bitches.)