A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Card Shop

Alright, I'll level with you. I was already safe at home, packs of cards in tow. Awesome stuff, too, stuff like 2009 Upper Deck X, and a bunch of those Looney Tunes Comic Ball thingies.

Then, tragedy struck. I just crushed the last pack out of the park, lots of great cards, and in the midst of all that ripping, I got an owie.

A massive owie. Massive.
At least I got something good in that pack.
2009 Upper Deck X #UDXJ-KM Kendry Morales Game-Used Jersey

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