Friday, December 14, 2012

2012 Card-vent Calendar: December 14

December 14, 2012:
1993 Topps #726 Mike Veneziale / Ken Kendrena
Sweet Jesus, where do I even begin? This tubby bitch on the left looks like he just strolled out of central casting for extras for a ViewAskew production. The eye is drawn first to the putt-putt qwik-lube dirt 'stache. Move up from there and you're face to face with some take-no-prisoners bangs. Head south, and you're all bound up in a non-regulation turtleneck, complete with an offseason's worth of Frito grease. Lose-lose defined.

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