Friday, November 1, 2013

Nightmares on Cardboard VI: Runner-Up!

Everyone, meet Juan.

Juan, meet everyone.

Whoa, Juan, not so close!

Juan is the creation of P-town Tom from Waiting 'til Next Year. Juan was constructed from various Fleer cards, wrappers, boxes, and stickers. And if you think he's all bark and no bite, think again.

Here's what happens when some interlopers try to gain access to the man room so they can make off with some cardboard treats in their satchels. Nomar and Giambi, you'd better look over your shoulder.

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH, No-maaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Giambi, there's more than plenty of that to go around! CRUNCH-CRUNCH-MUNCH-SMACK-SLOBBBBBBERRRRRR!!!!

Well, the two would-be bandits met with a bad end thanks to Juan, the world's first Card-A-Saur. He's really earning his keep.

In full disclosure, I should mention that Tom let me know that he and his wife grew a little too fond of Juan to let him go, so he sent these fine pictures instead. This is probably a good thing, because it would have probably just been trashed in my house by one rugrat or another. Tom, you ought to trademark your Card-A-Saur before one of the major card companies tries to steal your idea.


P-town Tom said...

Woo-Hoo! Runner up!
Juan and I are going to go out on the town and celebrate! Thanks, Thorzul!

Fuji said...

Wow... Juan is flippin' awesome! Great job P-town Tom.