Monday, December 2, 2013

2013 Card-vent Calendar: December 2

December 2, 2013:

December so far is alternating between punching me in the face and squatting directly on my chest. One of the month's saving graces is going to be this calendar. If the one this that gets you out of bed in the morning is something that can has its exact, undeniable place in the universe according to a number printed on its back, you are luckier than you think. Open the door, Shirley.

1997-98 Upper Deck Collector's Choice #94 Chris Childs

Professional basketball? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen???

Oh, hey, Spike Lee is in the background of this card. Now I see why it was included. Too bad they never did a Spike Lee/Reggie Miller antagonizing each other card (other than this Stadium Club "Spike Says" insert). That would have been cool.

In conclusion, I'm happy to be done with this post because each and every time I typed Sipke Lee I had to go back and fix it.

2 comments:

Play at the Plate said...

It's the 3rd where I am...I want to reach up and rip open that door!

The Junior Junkie said...

"Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard that expression."

"Oh, no, it's an Albany expression."

"I see."