Saturday, December 13, 2014

2014 Card-vent Calendar: December 12

December 12, 2014:
1974 Topps Traded #62T Bob Locker


"Clean out your locker, Locker, you've been traded."
"My locker?"
"That's right, Locker, your locker. You've been traded."
"Where?"
"Back to Oakland."
"My old locker!"
"Clean all this shit out of your locker, Locker."
"I'll take it out of this locker and put it in my new locker."
(Pause)
"Hey Locker, you ever want to come back to the Cubs, this locker will be here for you."


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