Sunday, December 14, 2014

2014 Card-vent Calendar: December 14

December 14, 2014:
1998 Skybox Dugout Axcess #94 Ben Grieve Little Dawgs

Uuuuuuuuuuugghhhhhhhhh, the subset title of this card makes me want to hide under the couch in embarrassment. The back of the card clarifies exactly what a "Little Dawg" is: In short, it's a Spring Training roster invitee whose name Barry Larkin has neither the time, nor desire, to learn. It should surprise no one, then, that this Dugout Axcess (sic) set has an insert called "Dishwashers" and one called "Gronks."

Yeech.

If you'll excuse me, I'll be in the basement by the camping gear zipped into a sleeping bag so as to distance myself from this card. If anyone rings my doorbell, I'll keep as still as possible until they go away.

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