December 16, 2014:
2007 Bowman #BP3 Shawn O'Malley
Smells like someone shit in his cereal.
Look at you, fuckin' tough guy. So you finally passed 11th grade English composition AND you got drafted by the Rays. Everything's looking up for old Seanny Boy, doesn't it seem? So why the long face, sport? How about you turn that frown upside-down?
Never mind. Commence previous facial expression. I shouldn't have said anything.