Every year, there's always that one guy who forgets to send a self-addressed stamped envelope, or SASE, when trading me anything. This year, it was David Gao. Let's see what he sent.
#US-324 Alexi Amarista Gold (0282/2014)
#PPA-AP Albert Pujols Power Players
#FN-OT2 Oscar Taveras The Future Is Now
Brewers: 2013 Gypsy Queen #294 Rickie Weeks Mini, 2000 Skybox Dominion #293 Kyle Peterson / Kevin Barker, 1993 Upper Deck #769 Dickie Thon, 2002 MLB Showdown Glendon Rusch, 1996 Topps #147 Greg Vaughn
It seems like someone trade me that Dickie Thon card every year, doesn't it?
1998 Bowman #430 Pablo Ozuna
Alright, another card for the set!
1990 Fleer #248 Jose DeLeon
Just the way I like my 1990 Fleer: Jacked up.
2011 Allen & Ginter Hometown Heroes #HH57 Jordan Zimmerman
Zimmerman is the Wisconsin representative from this insert set by virtue of being from Auburndale. The only thing I know about Auburndale is that their high school basketball team lost in the D3 championship game just before my high school won the D1 championship. They lost to a town called Oostburg, if that gives you an idea of how rink-dink it is.
2011 Allen & Ginter #165 Jo Frost
2013 Panini Golden Age #63 Grace Kelly
And he round things out with a couple of freaky white girls. I can say unequivocally that Grace Kelly is in the top 5 of most attractive people ever to appear on a trading card.
David, I'm holding your cards captive until a SASE comes my way. Sorry to take the hard line, but it has to be done.