Tuesday, December 15, 2015

2015 Card-vent Calendar: December 14

December 14, 2015:
1994 Topps #705 Jose Rijo

Squirty squirt-squirt. Super Soakers now automatically make me think of this. Thanks, internet.

Looks like a potential class-action lawsuit, folks.

1 comment:

RAZ said...

That Oozinator commercial is so perverse.

"Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!"

Is it simply an unintentional error in marketing, or a calculated trolling of society by a major toy company?