December 21, 2015:
2011 Upper Deck Goodwin Champions Figures of Sport #FS-9 Landon Donovan
I'm having a hard time deciding if the shape of this insert card is supposed to resemble a canister of rolling tobacco, or a tin of pomade. In any case, I have a joke for each scenario.
"Do you have Landon Donovan in a can?"
"Yes, we do."
"Then you better let him out!"
Landon Donovan doesn't want FOP, goddamnit! He's a Dapper Dan man!