December 6, 2015:
1981 Topps Stickers #186 Joe Theismann
The way I see it, the Theismann side-shout from the bench could be going one of two ways:
1. "Hey, Riggo, check out this chick. Section 117, fourth row, maybe fifth. DAT RACK, THO."
2. The whisperings of Joe Theismann are what the average NFL fan hear ad nauseum during the season: "Your team sucks. They are a one-and-done playoff team at best. They should start tanking to get a better draft pick. This is a stupid fucking franchise. Find something more constructive to do on Sundays." For all but one team, the Whisperings of Theismann are true. Heed them.
Well, we've filled up the attic on this calendar house. And yes, the hide-a-bed shared with Fuller is completely wet.