Wednesday, December 14, 2016

2016 Card-vent Calendar: December 14

December 14, 2016:
1997 Donruss Elite #146 Derek Bell

One theory on why Derek Bell "ain't never hit in spring training": He ain't never swung six bats at one time. He be bound to hit somethin' swinging six bats. Had he taken this approach, he might have been a Pittsburgh Pirates legend by now. Oh well.

1 comment:

Matthew Scott said...

Still one of my all time favorite rants. Operation Shutdown!