Monday, December 19, 2016

2016 Card-vent Calendar: December 18

December 18, 2016:
1960 Topps #53 Lew Carpenter

I'm comfortable in saying, yep, that's a handsome man.

-Lew Carpenter could fondle your wife's breast, and you'd implore him not to ignore the other one.
-An extract from Lew Carpenter's hair resodded the entire American prairie following the Dust Bowl.
-Crayola registered Lew Carpenter's eye color as its newest crayon, and it sold out in under three minutes.
-Lew Carpenter impregnated three women from Ashwaubenon by merely entering a three-point stance.
-A single, errant smile from Lew Carpenter kicked off the sexual revolution of the 1960s.


P-town Tom said...

Lew Carpenter, truly, a legend.

Zach said...

Another victim of CTE.